— J.K. Rowling (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
Plus shipping and handling.
i ship this.
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At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories.
In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375.
the choice is yours
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all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot
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The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
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